From: Les
Sent: Thursday, July 16, 2015 8:46 AM
To: 02-Humor Erotica
Subject: {HumorErotica} Your Daily Smile ... Italian Wedding
A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.
The Jewish fellow couldn't stand the curiosity.
He respectfully approached the Italian man walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen an Italian funeral like this. Whose funeral is it he asked."
"My wife's" said the elderly Italian man.
''The Jewish man then asked "What happened to her?"
The Italian man answered, "She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."
The Jewish man inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?" The Italian man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."
A very poignant and touching moment of Jewish and Italian brotherhood and silence passed between the two men..
The Jewish fellow then asked, "Can I borrow the dog?"
The Italian man replied, "Get in line!"
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